Köhlervision Channel Network: Ultra Channel Player

Estimated Release: Summer 2025!

The Köhlervision Channel Network (KVCN) is an alternative media source for information, entertainment, and spiritual enrichening. It aims to provide a completely unbiased experience, lacking the "absurd conspiracy theories that totally aren't real and you totally shouldn't look further into, guys" of the conservatives, and the sickeningly saturated flags of the liberals, instead opting for a negaprogressive* worldview. (*Progressing, just in the wrong direction.)

This programme is hosted entirely by the big man, Jan Köhler and his associates (he, him, and himself,) and it will return to being that way as soon as he heals from his diagnosis of "death by chainsaw" and can leave the hospital.

In the meantime, you can watch the episodes that are already recorded!